itsdeepforhappypeople:

theacidfuckingnation:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

omg i am going to wet myself

I like the cat that drags the food bowl over.

theacidfuckingnation:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

omg i am going to wet myself

I like the cat that drags the food bowl over.

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

Reblog if you want your inbox full & you’re willing to answer any question.

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letmebeyourlastfirstkissbaby:

harry potter | via Facebook on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/11mJlsn

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

For all you numb nuts that skipped out on the tiny chat gathering ….you missed out. Lots of happy wiggling, feels and arm flailing happened.

Long story short: you missed out lol

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

the shy quiet ones usually are :P

Cashew Chicken and Veges yay! :D